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Daughter: dad I'm a lesbian
Dad: it's cool
Second daughter: dad I'm a lesbian too
Dad: Christ, doesn't anyone in this family love men?
Son: I do
What did you say?
Expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized.
Reality: Passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is, or what the last meal you ate was.
when sane people see their otp: aw, oh man, look at how cute they are!
me when i see my otp: OH M Y GDO
IM CRYIN G
I CAN';T, RBREATHE SOMEOEN PLEAS EHELP ,ME4
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limiculous: Yes, it’s violin. With dubstep.
"Ew, you like him? He's like 30 something."
thebowtieandthefez: 7yrsofbadluck: tardisingallifrey: thecybermenswingset: indiethelorax:
I like how everyone complains when something new...
and I think Karp is sitting in front of his computer, clicks on Save changes and whispers: