July 2012
one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were
for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse
because i said dildo.
oh the weather outside is frightful
but the internet is so delightful
since we’ve no place to go
let it scroll let it scroll let it scroll
Oh it doesn’t show signs of stopping
But my dear, we’re still reblogging
Since there’s nowhere we’d rather go
let us scroll let us scroll let us scroll
You know you just sung it..
- Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
- Me: *Scrolls past*
robert downey jr’s face was meant to be on cats okay
Guys, I really want to go horseback riding. It’s seriously killing me..
“The true alchemists do not change lead into gold; they change the world into words.”
—William H. Gass; A Temple of Texts (via wordpainting)
Last Friday Night - Tumblr Version
Last Friday night,
Yeah we scrolled on our dashboards,
Saw some clothes we can’t afford,
Don’t think we ever got bored
Last Friday night
Yeah we reblogged funny shit,
“Ask me questions and submit,”
No, we’ll never ever quit
Last Friday night
Text, photo, video
Maybe post some audio
Should have got off hours agoLast Friday night
No, we never went outside,
We stayed in the house online,
Blog all day, blog all night
This Friday night,
Do it all again,
This Friday night,
Do it all again
wearyourinsecuritieslikearmor:
according to USA Today, the average tumblr user spends 2.5 hours a month on tumblr
More like 2.5++++++ hours a day.
if i was a teacher i’d probably research my students online and find their blog and then if they were being dicks i could be like “yeah you’re gonna do that assignment on time and you’re gonna like it” and then just whisper their url and watch the colour drain from their faces and their eyes fill with tears as they back away slowly to their desk
if you say you’ve never found an animated character even remotely attractive you’re either lying or you’re lying.
do you ever just listen to yourself and wonder how someone hasn’t punched you in the face yet
